Why do I do these stupid memes?

... because leslie tells me to (but not really).

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Alpha the Bus. I play bass.
2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavor, fave type of shoe): Cookies 'n Cream Jack Purcell.
3. Your Native American name (fave colour, fave animal): Black Monkey
4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born): Seth Manhasset.
5. Your Star Wars name (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name): Grubr (the Hutt).
6. Superhero name (second fave color, fave drink): Blue Scotch.
7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers): Stanley Samuel. If I was feeling obstinate I would have put “Stanley Schmeelik” but that's just silly.
8. Stripper name (the name of your fave perfume/cologne/scent, fave candy): Gyro Fudge. HA.
9. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Simon Seattle.
10. Spy name (your fave season/holiday, flower): Fall Titan Arum.
11. Cartoon name (fave fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now): Pear Pocket Tee.
12. Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast, your fave tree): Nothing Baobab (i like that quite a bit).