Friday, March 23, 2007

song obsessions update

i've really been obsessing over one song at a time, and right now its mostly mr. blue sky. curse you random episode of dr. who!

  • Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky
  • Pat Benatar - We Belong
  • Kylie Minogue - I Should Be So Lucky

I was going to call this song obsessions update - pure pop edition, but really it's songs I heard on the TV edition. We Belong is on some hotel commercial, and I Should Be So Lucky figured in a pretty funny French and Saunders sketch I saw.

Monday, March 19, 2007

SHAKE SHACK == LOVE

SHAKE SHACK == LOVE

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

and the show has reached a new low

well, john came very close in his answer to our previously featured screenshot quiz bonus round, but not quite. The first screenshot is, as John correctly answered, from Dark City, and depicts Jennifer Connelly standing at the end of a pier in the movie's final scene. The second screenshot is from Requiem for a Dream, and depicts... Jennifer Connelly standing at the end of a pier in the movie's final scene! tricksy.

And in completely unrelated post, more worthy of Graham's blog: a guy running for parliament in Finland has his campaign website available in klingon. Some have thought it is blasphemy to mix politics and Klingon. Others say it is good if politicians can laugh at themselves.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

screenshot bonus round!

First, here are the solutions to the previous screenshot quiz.

  1. Edward Scissorhands (this was actually my computer wallpaper at work when I was employed by Morgan Stanley).
  2. Clue
  3. Network
  4. Stop Making Sense
  5. 24 Hour Party People (the person in the photo is Howard Devoto, of The Buzzcocks and Magazine; this shot is his only appearance in the whole film).
  6. Schizopolis
  7. π
  8. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  9. The Muppets Take Manhattan
  10. Radio Days
  11. Rushmore
  12. Being There
  13. 12 Monkeys
  14. Metropolis
  15. Life of Brian
  16. Nashville

Kudos to all three of our contestants, and kudos again to leslie who besides turning in a spectacular entry, performed a remarkable feat of filmic deduction on number 1.

And now, a SUPER BONUS ROUND. Identify the following 2 screenshots, and be sure you tell me which is which:

Friday, February 23, 2007

screenshot quiz

Hey it's time to play guess the movie from the screenshot! brought you by leslie, who's own attempt at this was really easy, so i tried to make my screenshots less than obvious. pop-up text hints! hooray! also, most of them you can enlarge by clickety-clicking.

  1. the mayor's wife can't wait to become a client
  2. hey look! it's the guitarist/dominatrix from the Go-Go's!
  3. i want you to get up...
  4. this must be the place
  5. i definitely don't remember this happening
  6. at least we didn't sell it to the fucking japanese
  7. press return
  8. ah, the beautiful blue danube
  9. peoples is peoples. is tomatoes!
  10. the only one with diane and mia
  11. i saved latin
  12. i like to watch
  13. now HE was crazy
  14. these are your brothers
  15. oh look it's a beatle
  16. this isn't dallas

Monday, February 12, 2007

It's the Dolce & Gabbana schmata!

As the fashion week tents in bryant park are to manhattan, the bus is to queens.

Monday, January 29, 2007

on banh mi, crappy mice, and the homeless

we have previously covered the eating of bánh mì, but today i went to a different bánh mì place, this time in chinatown. A Chau Deli is at 82A Mulberry St, between Canal and Bayard. The sandwiches are delicious, large (about twice the size of nicky's) and super cheap; the #1 is $3! It has a variety of vietnamese cold-cuts, some pâté, cucumber, pickled carrots and cilantro. The coldcuts seemed a little less processed and generic than what you get at nicky's. And so cheap was this that I decided to try a sardine sandwich too ($2.75). It was good, but not nearly as good as sandwich #1.

I only ate half of each one, figuring I could give the rest to a homeless person. but let me tell you, today must be a homeless person holiday because there was not a bum to be found between chinatown and the village. seriously, it must have been the first time in 20 years that there were no homeless people in washington square park. what the hell. for you conspiracy theorists, note that today is the day the city starts their annual official homeless census.

finally, coming up to nyu entails, as it so often does, the usage of a mac. i really don't dislike macs on principle (well, the DRM thing doesn't exactly enthrall me) so much as on practice. The keyboards, as previously noted are quite painful to my wrists. and now, the computers here in the library all have mighty mice which want to right click everything until you look it up and find out that it's supposed to sense whether you are clicking on the right or left. but there is nothing about the mouse itself which suggests it does this, so instead I just sit here getting frustrated about how this computer seems to keep getting stuck right-clicking everything making it impossible to use. Then once i figure out the problem, i find i have to lift my right finger up when I click in order to reliably click the way i want to. this is, i hasten to add, exceedingly uncomfortable and I might not even be able to do it if my piano teachers hadn't made me do finger-independence exercises when i was a kid. i appreciate that this might work well with a little getting used to, but for chrissake, stop telling me that everything apple makes is so fucking well designed. attention getting and cool are NOT good design principles, i'm sorry. though i can certainly understand why they are good for sales.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

song obsessions update

soft rock edition apparently.

well, i guess only the first 2 were soft rock. oh well, the list evolved since I wrote that first sentence a couple of days ago.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Thursday, January 18, 2007

this article from the times about congressional roomates is a friggin riot. don't you be eatin' my cereal again, chuck schumer!

Thursday, January 11, 2007

sherlell: hehehehe thanks nerd

bizarre star trek trivia for the day: king abdullah of jordan had a cameo on star trek voyager. no i am not kidding.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

hallowed halls

some comments on un-important a-doings these days.

first up, inductions to the rock and roll hall of fame! Takin' 'em one by one...

Van Halen
Oh god do we really have to? I mean i guess i understand it but i was pretty happy without the various hair-metal bands in the hall. i know van halen isn't technically hair metal but in the ultimate 80's generalized black/white dichotomy of hair vs. new wave, van halen definitely falls on the hair side of the equation. i mean this is the band that made synthpop palatable to new jersey (that's Jump in case you were keeping score). Basically, if Van Halen gets to be in the hall, so should Depeche Mode cause somehow I just decided they're the new wave equivalent.
The Ronettes
YES. yes yes yes. They run a thing on vh1 classic sometimes where 2 of their people discuss who should be in the rock and roll hall of fame and one of the bands they mention is Heart. But lets face it; Heart did not influence anyone like, say, Brian Wilson. So what if they were basically Phil Spector's puppets? Be My Baby, basically the most perfect pop recording ever.
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
a good time to remember that hiphop does not have to be about bling or beeatches.
R.E.M.
R.E.M. does not seem old enough to be in the rock and roll hall of fame. but besides that, i kind of have mixed feelings about their inclusion. I really like R.E.M., I think Stipe is a really good songwriter, I think they've done a lot of really good recordings (anthem of my down-period between college and grad-school: Daysleeper). But somehow, their career seems to lack a level of gravitas. i snicker when i read someone write that Van Halen's Runnin' with the Devil is a rock milestone, but I really can't think of any R.E.M. songs that deserve that moniker either.
Patti Smith
She gets namechecked a lot. I mean a lot. I don't really have much to say about her, but her inclusion makes total sense.

then there's the iphone (i refuse to camelcase it, i'm sorry). i've basically been thinking for a long time that apple was going to eventually be putting out an all-in-one this-is-your-life-in-your-pocket kind of a product, but i thought that the ipod would ever-so-slowly evolve into one; instead they've jumped in headfirst. it is shiny and sparkly, but still, this comment attached to david pogue's review in the times really says it all about the media coverage.

and finally, suck it mcgwire!

more about monkeys

this shouldn't really be funny, but it's really funny: Transportation Security Administration on Service Animals.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

why isn't my blog funnier? it should be funnier!!!

statistics about a google image search for the word funny (20 pictures on the first page of links):

  • number of results which were borderline porn: 3.
  • pictures of pets: 4.
  • pictures of cats: 1.
  • pictures of dogs: 3.
  • pictures of pug dogs: 3.
  • number of pictures which were actually funny: 0.

teh google has failed at determining what is funny by algorithmic means. comedians, consider your jobs safe... for now.

Monday, December 18, 2006

when it's your favorite panda's birthday or you want to make any occassion more festive, the obvious choice is to make panda cupcakes!

okay, originally i presented this to laura as her new favorite website ever, but let's be honest: hi! monkey is basically the most wondrous out of all of man's creations.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

on research

Sure, I could’ve gotten all subjective about it, and said “but when I hear ‘Michelangelo’, I think of David before they think of the nunchucks,” or “Raphael is more a turtle than an artist in my mind,” but that’s a dangerous road to start down. Once you start letting your personal biases interfere with serious scientific research like this, it pollutes your data. And that kind of subjectivity not only changes the whole attitude of your research, it affects your project in unpredictable ways. The polluted data starts seeping out into other projects — infecting them, if you will — and creating these unscientific monsters, half natural phenomenon, half human bias. Fleeing the scientific community that shunned them, they seek solace underground, searching for results outside the establishment, delivering truth and justice as they see fit, living off delivery pizza. And that’s just the beginning.

(the xkcd blag)

Sunday, December 10, 2006

math is dead

So apparently technical support agents don't understand basic math. I guess this isn't a huge shock but HOLY CRAP is our education system really so woefully horrible? Or is it just that these people are willfully making themselves sound like idiots because they'd rather do that than be responsible for losing Verizon $70? Meanwhile, thank you Ms. Simon for teaching this to me by moving all the desks to the edges of the room and explaining 1's, 10's and 100's by the cunning use of the floor tiles. And then making us walk through the hall chanting "Ones! Tens! Hundreds!" like some kind of math mob.

But the real reason that math is dead, much like sting, is that my favorite graffiti in all of new york is gone. On a concrete “jersey” barrier on west 4th between Lafayette and the Bowery, where some construction has been going on for some time now, someone had spray painted the quadratic equation. It's possible it has simply moved, as it has been spotted elsewhere before. However, there are still concrete barriers there and they look freshly painted, so I'm afraid that we will never know which of the two values x turned out to be.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

sweet cuppin' cakes

I had some ganache left over from the first installment of The Great Yellow Cake Bake-off and Regional Pro-Am of 2038, and I needed to do something with it before it went bad. I didn't really have enough to fill or ice a cake, so I decided: Cupcakes! Yaaaaay!

This was Cook's Illustrated's "Yellow Cupcakes with Chocolate Ganache Frosting," which is only available on their website to subscribers but was easily found elsewhere via google.

The money shot: a half of a cupcake

Vitals:

Fat
Butter
Flour
all purpose
Leaveners
Baking powder

Ratings:

Flavor
Very good, but I wish it had a rounder finish. Maybe my vanilla is just too cheap.
Texture
Good. Tender but not too delicate. The tops were a little funky but hey everyone loves icing.
Moistness
Spot on.
Aesthetics
Very good. A nice golden yellow, not so yellow that it looks artificial. Consistent but not overly consistent crumb. Some of them were a wee bit misshapen on top but that's more because I'm incapable of using a spoon than anything in the recipe.
Miscellaneous notes:
  • Last time I noted that my oven seemed to be running a bit cool, so I obtained an oven thermometer. I have not yet carried out an extensive experiment, but so far it looks like my oven's thermostat is actually pretty good.
  • Dishers are great for cupcakes because you can scoop each one out to an identical size. Unfortunately, I am incapable of actually using one apparently because I ended up with 10 cupcakes instead of 12, and some of them had tops that were way too big.
  • As we shall see in later installments of The Great Yellow Cake Bake-off and Regional Pro-Am of 2038, Cook's Illustrated/America's Test Kitchen is CRAZYGONUTS when it comes to cake baking. By which I mean they completely eschew this blog's eponymous method in favor of, well, tossing all of the ingredients in a bowl and mixing them together (their full-on cake recipe is actually only slightly more complicated than that). Results: delicious! I don't have a stand mixer, and I did find that with the hand mixer it was a little hard to mix in the butter when I wasn't creaming it with the sugar first.

So, in short:

Pros
Good product all around, easy to make.

Cons
Flavor not round enough at the finish; I can't use a spoon.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

you may say that i ain't free, but it don't worry me

Alright, let's get it right out in the open: I am a heretic.

The Godfather is one of the most revered films we have. Consistently ranked number 1 on imdb, number 3 on AFI's list of the top 100 American films, lauded by critics and audiences everywhere, the crowning achievement of the glorious age of cinema known as the 70's.

There's a better one.

Nashville is, in my mind, far and away the best movie of the 70's. It is a film with realistic human drama, deep emotions, humorous satire and beautiful music. Perhaps most importantly, it expresses a singular vision and style betraying the mind of a true director.

Robert Altman died today. I believe he was one of the greatest directors, in part because the medium of film is intrinsic to the style for which he is so well known. There is no way to make an “Altmanesque” novel or video game. The Godfather basically never seems to be more than a film adaptation of a novel, however great that novel or its adaptation is, whereas Nashville achieves a transcendence by using film in a way that is more than just another a medium for telling a story.

This should not be read as a dismissal of the achievements of The Godfather, which in many ways is the acme of the classical Hollywood style in which the filmmaking itself is so perfectly executed as to be virtually transparent. But where Francis Ford Coppola is perfecting what is for very good reason a well established film vocabulary, Altman is creating one all his own, and on top of that, actually succeeds much of the time.

I say much of the time, as even Altman's obituaries seem to go out of their way to point out that his body of work is widely viewed as being “uneven.” Did he make bad movies? Of course he did. But to think that anyone could ever achieve greatness without the risk of failure is foolishness. Over his long career, Mr. Altman had the chutzpah to achieve greatness several times over.

And let that be my lesson for today.