Saturday, May 27, 2006

so after reading this article by ben brantley in the times, i was kind of annoyed because most of his rant is predicated on the idea that musicals being based on pre-existing material is a bad thing. yes, yes, i get that it's not his central point, but still. if you think about it, most "great" musicals are based on previous source material. for example, here are the shows represented on some "best of broadway" compilation i have:

Oklahomaplay (green grow the lilacs)
Carouselplay (liliom)
Annie Get Your Gunoriginal
Where's Charleyplay (charley's aunt)
South Pacificshort story collection (tales of the south pacific)
Gentlemen Prefer Blondesnovel
The King and Imemoir which had already been a movie
My Fair Ladyplay, took the changed ending from pre-existing movie
Bells are Ringingoriginal
West Side Storyplay, but we'll say original
The Music Manoriginal
Gypsybook
The Sound of Musicmemoir
The Fantasticksplay (les romanesques)
Camelotbook (the once and future king)
Hello, Dollyplay (Einen Jux will er sich machen), adapted into a play (The Matchmaker) adapted into a movie.
Fiddler on the Roofshort story collection (various by shalom aleichem)
Funny Girloriginal?
On a Clear Day You Can See Foreveroriginal?
Man of la Manchaoriginal but drawn from a book
Mameplay (Auntie Mame) based on a book
Cabaretbook (berlin stories) and movie (i am a camera)
Hairoriginal
A Little Night Musicmovie (some ingmar bergman movie)
Chicagomovie which had already been made twice
A Chorus Lineoriginal
Anniecomic strip
Evitaoriginal... sort of based on a biography
Dreamgirlsoriginal
Catsbook of poetry (old possum's book of practical cats)
La Cage aux Follesmovie
Les Miserablesnovel
The Phantom of the Operanovel
Sunset Blvd.movie
Rentopera (la boheme), but in the spirit of west side story, say original

i don't mean to say that these are the shows i think are the best, i'm just using it as a list from an outside source of what are pretty inarguably some very, very popular shows. only 12 out of 35 (a definitive minority) are original, and that's counting west side story and rent. hell, make it 13, cats is pretty far removed from its source material, whatever you think of it. 5 of them were based on movies, and 4 of those are old enough and popular enough to have been revived.

most were based on either plays or books, and the fact that today's writers are now turning to movies and popular music speaks to the fact that movies and pop music have largely taken the place of books, plays and musical-theater-music in today's culture.

while i'm at it, some other well-regarded musicals based on movies: promises, promises (the apartment), sweet charity (nights of cabiria), kiss of the spider woman.

as long as no one tries to make a musical based on a video game. i don't know if i could handle that.

finally, how do you write an article about how the musical is very close to being dead but not quite there without invoking the "fabulous invalid" line? i guess brantley was too afraid to base his article on pre-existing material.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

smallER

so believe it or not i already have two unfinished blog entries in the hopper about articles in the nytimes that are retarded, but i couldn't let this one slide. "Better Sound in Small Packages" by Michel Marriott, besides having a grammatically questionable title, has factual errors and is basically a shill piece for the consumer electronics and recording industries.

The big error is here: "DVD's have enough storage capacity for an album's worth of uncompressed music on them; CD's require compression, though not as much as MP3's and other formats read by digital audio players." That's just wrong. DVD's may contain higher quality audio by using a higher sampling rate or a higher bit-depth, and they may contain more audio information in the form of surround tracks, but standard audio CD's absolutely do not use any type of audio compression. On top of that, while DVD-audio (which is probably what this article is talking about, but who knows) isn't compressed, the standard DVD format ironically DOES support compressed audio, though I don't know how often it is actually used.

what really gets my goat though is how this article seems to unwittingly shill for the electronics companies. Regardless of what you think of it (and I don't necessarily think much) the triumph of the iPod and mp3 players in general (which DO use compression schemes) is a triumph of consumer preference over audiophile nonsense. The point is that in the market, portability totally trumps fidelity, for the simple reason that most people are listening to most of their music on the street, in the subway, on the bus, in a car, or even on a plane. These are places with a huge amount of noise. if you're really interested in listening on a nice stereo, go buy the CD; you can always rip it to your iPod.

So how is this shilling for the consumer electronics industry? Well, they loooove a format change, because that means everybody has to go out and buy brand new equipment to play their music. and the recording industry loves it to, because then they have to go out and buy all new music so that they can play it on their new equipment! so here's an article all about how horrible all of the music you have now sounds and how you should be keyed up to purchase what they want to sell you instead. honestly, i don't think that it's gonna happen again, what with the advent of the itunes music store etc. of course, that's a format change too.

when you get to the second page of the article, you realize that all of that has just been a set-up for more product shilling, this time for a few dsp processes that make you think your audio sounds better, when in fact all they do is make it sound more impressive. these audio effects have very little to do with the seemingly-misguided studio engineer who asks "Why shouldn't the listener at home hear what I hear in here?" (I don't set out to demean the engineer. I'm sure he does a great job, but the fact is there are very good reasons why, chief among them that they don't really care).

There's a scene in 24 hour party people where tony wilson wants to hear joy division's newly-recorded first single in the car. Another character complains that it will sound like shit in the car, but he replies that that's where most people will hear it so they should make sure it sounds good even there.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

holy priceless collection of etruscan snoods!

watching the davinci code, I kind of felt like I was watching a riddler episode of batman.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

julia child in a fireman's hat

mwahahahahaha.

Monday, May 01, 2006

to miss o

dear karen,

i just wanted to assure you that i'm ok. i know that you will be expecting me at one of the concerts this week, but i have to do a presentation on wednesday night and tuesday night will just be a whole mess of crazy. believe me, i'd rather be rockin' out. it's been such a long time since we danced in the rain in central park when you opened for devo... almost 2 years! i wanted to come to one of your february shows but unfortunately didn't have five bajillion dollars to give to a scalper.

i hope the microphones at roseland are tasty.

/brian