Tuesday, October 31, 2006

lyrics meme answers

bastards. here are the answers...

  1. Assassins - The Gun Song
  2. Björk - I've Seen it All
  3. Abba - SOS
  4. Dream Academy - Life in a Northern Town
  5. Weird Al Yankovich - Theme from Rocky XIII
  6. Johnny Cash - We'll Meet Again
  7. The Beatles - Across the Universe
  8. Suburban Kids with Biblical Names - Love Will
  9. Sting - Brand New Day
  10. The White Stripes - Ball & Biscuit
  11. Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf
  12. Brian Eno - Needle in the Camel's Eye
  13. Sting - Russians
  14. George Michael - Faith
  15. Regina Spektor - Field Below
  16. Cabaret - Tomorrow Belongs to Me (On the revival recording Denis O'Hare sings the word "mine" really, really emphatically. It's kind of scary.)
  17. Roy Orbison - Crying
  18. Jim's Big Ego - She's Dead
  19. Billy Joel - Uptown Girl
  20. Queen - Radio Gaga

Sunday, October 22, 2006

i'm 25 and my sunglasses are broken.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

guess the lyrics meme, v2

play 20 tracks off of shuffle, pick your favorite lyric from each one, and let people guess the songs... parantheses are me interjecting, not lyrics

  1. What a wonder is a gun/what a versatile invention./First of all when you've a gun - (big pause)/everybody pays attention!
  2. All walls are great if the roof doesn't fall
  3. When you're gone/how can I even try to go on?/When you're gone/though I try how can I carry on?
  4. Like sinatra in a younger day
  5. It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite/let me please be your catering advisor (mwahahahaha!)
  6. And will you please say hello/to the folks that I know/tell 'em that I won't be long./And they'll be happy to know, that as you saw me go I was/singin' this song.
  7. Thoughts meander like a/restless wind inside a letter box
  8. I noticed she's been listenin'/a lot to Joy Division/lately
  9. I'm the train and you're the station/I'm a flagpole to your nation (so overt i have to love it)
  10. It's quite possible that i'm your third man girl/but it's a FACT that I'm the seventh son
  11. Straddle the line/in discord and rhyme (I include this solely because I used to think the line was "disco and time")
  12. Why ask why?/For by the by and by.
  13. How can I save my little boy/from Oppenheimer's little toy?
  14. Before this river/becomes an ocean/before you throw my heart back on the floor./Oooooh, oh baby, I reconsider my foolish notion
  15. And darkness spreads over the snow/like ancient bruises
  16. Oh Fatherland, Fatherland, show us the sign/your children have waited to see./The morning will come/when the world is mine
  17. I love you even more/than I did before/But darling, what can I do?
  18. I bet Jim Morrison is there/and Kurt/and Jerry/and the guy from Sublime/and other people who have died.
  19. She's been living in her white bread world/as long as anyone with hot blood can./And now she's looking for a downtown man;/That's what I am!
  20. We watch the shows,/we watch the stars/on videos for hours and hours.

let's see that comments section light up!

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

gratuitous food network post

If the world of "domestic doyennes" (cringe) were a highschool, Garten would be the effortlessly hot, pot-smoking writer and Martha Stewart would be the psycho valedictorian who secretly wants the school to blow up. Paula Deen would be everyone's learning-disabled best friend. link.

weird cover ideas

“imperial march”/“mars bringer of war” style orchestration of “total eclipse of the heart.”

Monday, October 02, 2006

the key

i've made key lime pie before, but the consistency wasn't quite what i wanted; it was too much like delicious lime pudding in a pie crust. this time, i did a bit of a mashup of some very similar recipes, and it was spot on. i've seen recipes with some weird additives (gelatin, cream cheese, sour cream) but the trick to getting the right consistency (not too pudding-like, not jello) seems to be the beating the egg yolks good and proper. little excites me more than having something not so great the first time, and then finally getting it just right, so i figured i'd share.

Key Lime Pie

  • graham cracker crust
  • 3 egg yolks
  • 14 oz. can of condensed milk
  • 1/2 cup of nellie & joe's lime juice
  1. Beat the egg yolks with an electric mixer on high for 5 minutes. Really do it for 5 minutes, don't do it for 3 and decide that's enough. Time it.
  2. Keep beating, slowly adding the condensed milk, over a period of 4 minutes.
  3. Mix in the lime juice.
  4. Pour into the crust, bake at 350 for 10 minutes.
  5. Cool on a rack. When it's cool, stick it in the fridge, preferably overnight.

notes: I haven't actually tried it with any other type of lime juice. america's test kitchen compared regular (persian) limes to key limes and decided that regular limes are fine, but the word on the street is that this particular brand of lime juice makes a huge difference. i can tell you that the flavor is awesome, but i don't know how it compares to using regular lime juice+zest. if you want this brand of lime juice in new york, you have to go to d'agastino's. i know, i know.

if you make the crust yourself, use 12 crackers worth of crumbs, 6 tbsp of butter, 2 tbsp of light brown sugar, a pinch of cinnamon and a pinch of salt. bake at 350 for about 10 minutes (i have a recipe that says 7 minutes, but it really needed more). if you have the 9.5 inch pyrex pie dish (which is far and away the most popular pie dish around), don't build the crust up into the ridged part of the side. there is not enough filling and you will be left w/ a giant standing ridge that is a little more in danger of burning that if it wasn't there. however, if you know you are going to give this a whipped cream top (as opposed to just serving it w/ a dollop of whipped cream on the plate) you can let the crust be a little tall so there is a place for the cream.

also, since i last made this, i have learned that you can freeze egg whites. put them in an ice cube tray!

in other food-related news, rachael ray is going to be on celebrity jeopardy, which is really the only rachael ray-related thing i've had any desire to watch since i heard her say EVOO for about the gajillionth time a few years ago.

finally, this overheard from last week is absolutely hysterical.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

in which i am superficial

I wrote this bad poem on the subway.

This woman across from me on the train
Is just one of the ugliest people I have ever seen
And I ride the bus.
Queens, represent.