everyone loves lyrics

Leslie causes me to do a lyrics quiz. These are all first lines. And there are 27 of them.

1. How many tequilas in the place?
2. sweetness, sweetness i was only joking when i said i'd like to smash every tooth in your head
3. On nights like this/when the world's a bit amiss
4. i know you're born in 84/half polish half danish
5. two dozen other dirty lovers/must be a sucker for it
6. bah bababababa (bah bah bah) bababa bah bah baba bah bah bah bah/bah babababababa baba bah bah/ba baba bah bah bah ba ba ba ba ba
7. when i get to the bottom i go back to the top of the slide
8. O Mount Kailas/uncover me
9. Can't you hear me calling your name girl?
10. Pressure pushing down on me
11. turn your watch, turn your watch back/about a hundred thousand years
12. my my my, we're treating each other just like strangers
13. sleeping is giving in/no matter what the time is
14. i heard there is no christmas in the silly middle east
15. This town is coming like a __. All the clubs have been closed down.
16. well my temperature's rising and my feet on the floor
17. i believe, i believe/i could see, i could see/forever in my hand
18. ever since i was a young boy/i've played the silver ball
19. She don't believe in shootin' stars
20. something ain't right/i'm gonna get myself/i'm gonna get myself/i'm gonna get myself...
21. desert loving in your eyes all the way
22. ultraviolet/radio light
23. never knew i could feel like this/like i've never seen the sky before
24. was a long and dark december/from the rooftops i remember
25. see the people walking down the street/fall in line just watchin' all their feet
26. Alarm goes off at seven and you start uptown
27. Look at me/here I am/right where I belong.